Funniest Friendship Quotes You you find ever




"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’-A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. -Greg Tamblyn
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. -Marlene Dietrich
 You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. -Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. -Oprah Winfrey
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. -Sicilian Proverb
“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. -Otto von Bismarck
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’-Cookie Monster
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. -Bernard Meltzer
“Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. -W.H. Auden
“One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. -Marcelene Cox
“ Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. -Charles Lamb
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. -Clifton Fadiman
“Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long. -Robert Staughton Lynd
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. -Laurence J. Peter
“ Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. -Unknown
“ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. -Mark Twain
“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. -Edwin Arlington Robinson
“ A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. -Jim Hayes
“ The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. -Mark Twain
“ Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go. -Margaret Walker
“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. -J.K. Rowling
“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -Benjamin Franklin
“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families. -Jay McInerney

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